It’s The End Of The World As We Know It...It’s The (It’s The)...

For the last few days, I've been getting more interested into listening to Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. So basically I'm into scaring the crap out of myself! Cot damn - the amount of things that go on in that show are stupendous. In the span of listening to two days of it, he covered:

• The end of the Mayan calendar in 2012 and how the world as we know it is going to end. It's been prophesied a number of ways. Either we'll blow up the world, the universe will end, or we'll have a shift in perception as to how the world really is.
  
  
• The massive dangers of aspertame. Luckily for this one, I was never a huge diet soda drinker. If you drink a lot of diet soda, double check to see if it has aspertame or Splenda in it. If it has it, DO NOT FAWKING DRINK IT!
  
  
• Biblical prophesies being fulfilled.
  
  
• Alien-human hybrid giants that are being held captive in various government research facilities around the world who are 12-14' in hiehgt with 4' heads. They have incredible telepathic powers that would rip your head off!
  
  
• World War III being started by a conflict in Iran with either the US or Israel bombing Iran to halt their nuclear development and then Russia and China jumping in to defend their interests, thus, starting a conflict between us and them , thus resulting in nuclear war.
  
  
• The New World Order (no, not the geigh wrestling group ) starting World War III as they have already been in cahoots with aliens to reduce the world population to 500 million and have one government, one world. This will be precipitated by a staged alien invasion leveraging technology that can project realistic three-dimensional images such as aliens, UFOs, and various other monsters to send the world into a frenzy of fear, thus, having all of us give up our rights to unify our governments to fight the perceived threat. Now, I don't know how this will work with the world being on fire due to WWIII, but I am sure there is something in the plans
  
  
• Inter-dimensional travel is being done right now.
  
  
• How past life regression holds the secrets to how we've been placed on this planet by aliens as representatives of species around the universe to see if we get along. we're one of the few planets (there are many others) where we are given free will to do what we want. Alien abductions and experimentation are meant as a way to check in on genetic progresses they implemented in the beginning. Apparently, we were supposed to be "perfect" beings with no death, no disease, or problems. Something went wrong somewhere and they're trying to fix it.
  
  
• The pyramids around the world are basically markers for tunnels to other civilizations deep within the Earth who are technologically and spiritually more advanced than we are. Archaeologists and governments know this and are trying to cover it up.
  

There are a lot more things I didn't even mention here. The funny thing was that each of the guests that were on had something to sell or pimped the hell out of their website. I can't say I blame them to try to make some dough on the side to pursue this. I just keep asking myself that if they know the world is going to end or that something incredible is going to happen, why even care about money? Isn't it all going to be sh*t in the end?

I am entertained by George's responses to everything. He seems sincere to the average listener but he doesn't ever confirm nor deny anything the guests say. Here's my fictional rendition of a George Noory response:

Guest: "...and that how the government has kept us all at bay. The aliens have infiltrated all level of government and has silenced everyone who knows anything about it."

George:"Huh. Interesting."

Guest:"And if you look at my website, www.crackheadtheories.com, I sell a book called Them Fawkers Are Coming!. On page 23, I detail what the plan for our bodies these aliens have in store for us once the New World Order has been implemented."

George:"Wow! Well....I was thinking something just like that myself. What about the stargate?"

I just picture him sitting in his booth, eating a sandwich, and rolling his eyes half the time with a script of common things to respond with to make it sound like he's super interested to his listeners. He also could truly be that interested in everything these folks have to say.

I do enjoy connecting with some of the things that people talk about on that show. I just feel a little overwhelmed.

Currently reading : Worker in the Light: Unlock Your Five Senses and Liberate Your Limitless Potential By George Noory Release date: 2007-09-04

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