To My Indian Brothers

I read an article that the condom industry, which has taken the soul brothers in mind when providing protection for late night, strobe-light filled, beer goggled encounters, has apparently forsaken my Indian bahais. Looks like the extra-medium Magnums just don't do a Desi right. With all their big ambitions like developing/deploying nuclear weapons, fighting over Kashmir with fervor, absorbing the influx of former-American jobs, and reducing pollution emissions to the point they could walk outside without choking, it looks like they are still coming up short in other areas. With their population breaking 1.4 billion, I don't think they mind too much .

Currently listening : Pocket Full of Kryptonite By Spin Doctors Release date: 27 August, 1991

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