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Friday, July 28, 2006

Men on Film

I reported to my first day on the set of an upcoming film this week. The casting director gave me some rough instructions as to when to get there, what we'd be doing, and under what circumstances we'd be shooting the scenes I was in. I was told to bring a few items like black/brown pants, black/brown shoes, and black/brown attitudes with a hint of white undershirt to top it off. I showed up with my items on a coat hanger into a room of actors each of wish had bloody suitcases of clothing to peruse through. Mental note:go to Walmart buy them out of every good looking article of clothing they've got there...I may be there a while ! I was immediately wisked away to the wardrobe trailer for fitting into my role. I met up with a few actors that seemed pretty nice outside and shot the shizzle with them as we all waited to be turned into movie stars.

When I walked into the trailer, the entire Marshall Fields' mens' department must've been purchased! I saw every conceivable size of black and brown pants hanging with all the stickers still attached. I was handed one to try on and did. It didn't feel/fit quite right to me but I was assured that it was okay when I was told, "you're probably not used to wearing clothing that actually fits you". Apparently 10 years of dressing myself has culminated in a misunderstanding of my own proportions and clothing styling.

After being fitted, we waited outside for them to release us. And we waited. And we waited. An hour and a half later, we were then herded back to the holding area inside the crux of the set. We waited for another 6 hours to be released. They were shooting various scenes outside while we were inside, thus, they had no real use for us other than to ask us to drive vehicles around or to walk around in the parking lot while the shooting was going down. I wasn't one of the chosen few that got to go out and do some of that but I did have a good time talking to my fellow actors and getting to know them. I also learned a whole lot about the industry, unions, talent agencies, eating catered box lunches while the rest of the cast ate like regular human beings out of the buffet, and the best way to get people to remember you by giving them a funny catch-phrase (pick a subject/activity everyone is involved in and say "Man, this is some boolsheet!". It always invokes a reaction. For example, "Man, this comedy movie filmin' is some boolsheet!") I did get a really nice compliment from one of the staff as we were leaving our torturous day of sitting around. He said, "Did you audition for this?" I told him, "Yeah." He's like, "Good. You're a really funny guy. They're lucky to have you on this." Awwwwwwwwwww

I got paid roughly $12.50/hr to sit around and enjoy myself. Apparently acting like a bagger earns me more than being an actual bagger

Currently listening :
EP from the Underclass
By Dovetail Joint
Release date: By 20 February, 2003

Note: This was originally posted on MySpace with comments at:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=16074757&blogMonth=7&blogDay=26&blogYear=2006

Monday, July 24, 2006

The Day After...

I enjoyed reading/watching the reactions of folks who couldn't get their fix of MySpeed. Being unplugged from Locutus of MySpace was defniitely a shock for a lot of people. I mean, people had to communicate the hard way like in the ancient days like using instant messaging programs, using their nubby little fingers on a cellphone for text messaging, picking up the phone to talk to each other, or *GASP! Heaven forbid!* actually having to be physically in front of someone to speak to them! Kids will be talking about this day to their grandchildren!

"Yep...mmmhmmm...I remember the Great Outage of 2006. It was a hot day...Jool-eye 26th...I reckon. Everythin' seemed fine and dandy, ya know? Ma knees started flarrin' up due to the hours of sittin' at the 'puter typin'. I knew somethin' was coming down the pike. *sigh* Little did we know how powerful electricity could be! Ya see, son, back then, we had to have electricity to keep everythin' in line...ta maintain order...so people don't go wild in the streets! But nobody - I mean nobody - saw the magnitude of what was comin'! The hammer came down without warnin' and wiped us out! A whole lot o' people got hurt that day. *cough* Dem sonsofbitches...Yer granpappy had to wait for 6-8 hours 'fore he could add 500 random people as friends to his profile...I couldn't get ta my messages! Muh comments! It was like going blind...but online! I hope you'll never get to experience what I went through that day. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!"

It did, however, make me think to say, "Hey! I need to make a backup site just in case this happens again." I do have a lot of blogs up here I would like to keep as well as video and pictures. So, stay tuned for an announcement on the new backup site for this place!

Currently listening :
Here Comes the Bride
By Spin Doctors
Release date: By 01 June, 1999

Note: This was originally posted on MySpace with comments at:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=16074757&blogMonth=7&blogDay=25&blogYear=2006

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Brenda, Becca, Jenna, Anna, Tammi, Tonya, Bambi, ...

I keep getting friend requests from some troll out there who set up a bot that generates profiles with pictures of good looking women asking me to add them as a friend. As you add them, they all have almost the same exact profile and heavily push their webcam websites. But what makes me laugh are that they have like 1000 friends and all of them are male. And they all leave comments! Like for this profile, I see comments like,

" hey gorgeous. howve you been?"

"Thanks for the add!"

"How are you doing? You are very beautiful and sexy. Lets keep in touch my yahoo messenger ID is XXXXXXXXXX. Do you have yahoo messenger too and Aim messenger? How about adding each other and chatting on there."

"Thank you so much for the invite--I can see you must be fairly particular about who you want around! Take care~"

Comments like these support two things about MySpace newsreporters have been spouting:
1. MySpace is a place to perpetuate high school social habits based on popularity vs. merit.
2. Guys are REALLY REALLY creepy. They'll add anybody/anything if they think they can get into it's pants!

Ooh! Friend request from NelsonYouAreSoHotAndAllIveGotOnAreMyPJs! Time to start adding!

Currently listening :
The Hits 1
By Prince
Release date: By 14 September, 1993

Friday, July 21, 2006

Anyone Can Be a Rapper

I went to my favorite restaraunt last night (Uncle Julio's Hacienda) and was kidding around with the bartenders that know me all too well due to the thousands of dollars I spend there in a year. I saw him pick up a glass to start a drink I chanted,

"PUT SOME ICE IN IT!
PUT SOME ICE IN IT!
WHAT?!
PUT SOME ICE IN IT!
SON!
PUT SOME ICE IN IT!
SALT!
PUT SOME ICE IN IT!
SWIRL!"

All these rap guys say, "Well, you know what I'm sayin'...I'm jus' spittin' 'bout my life and stuff I know about...I don' rap 'bout fur coats...or shiny shoes...or even 'bou tthe apocalypse...I keep it real. Like the other day I saw a relative of mine and I busted a rhyme like,

'LET ME DRIVE THE HONDA CIVIC TO THE LOCAL SNACK SHACK!
LET ME DRIVE THE HONDA CIVIC TO THE LOCAL SNACK SHACK!'

But you know...Moms wasn't havin' that cuz, you know, she was drivin' the car to hide it from the repo man and she was tired of takin' the bus. You know. It's sh*t like that I talk about. My boy the other day came around with his new girl. Whoo! After lookin' this girl up and down and sizin' her up, I leaned over to my friend with a smile and said,

'GAWD DAMN! YOU GOT YOSELF AN UGLY LOOKA RIGHT THERE!
RUN AND HIDE! GOT YOSELF AN UGLY LOOKA RIGHT THERE!'

So's, I keep it street, you know what I'm sayin'. Real hardcore. I got this new joint that's hot in the clubs right now. We be talkin' 'bout how we ball once we're inside...I had Busta, Fitty, and Fisticuffs all guest on it. The hook got this piano part played by the honorable queen of the streets Liberace and we all goes,

'I'M BROKE! YO! SPOT ME A FIFTY!
I'M BROKE! YO! THIS CLUB IS SO NIFTY!
I'M BROKE! YO! MY CLOTHES ARE THRIFTY!
DON'T BE COMIN' 'ROUND SON! CUZ I WILL ROB YOU IN A JIFFY!
CUZ I'M BROKE!'

Yeah boy! That's dope! See, I've got my man Frosted Flake (Efinef) hittin' it up from the otherside, you know. He's flippin' the script on the urban experience and bring it in from a whole new level, you know what I'm sayin'? We got this record called "CrackaJax" and we sing on this one! Yeah, we got soul singin' on this one, son! It's loosely based on the ole, ole, ole, OLE school track "Amadeus" that came out when Efinef was just comin' into the game. It goes like this,

'CRACK-A-JAX CRACK-A-JAX CRACK-A-JAX
CRACK-A-JAX CRACK-A-JAX CRACK-A-JAX
CRACK-A-JAX CRACK-A-JAX CRACK-A-JAX
OH OH OH CRACK-A-JAX'"

See, it's so easy to be a rapper! Just rap about everything you see when you're walking to the bus stop or when you're sitting on the john. The next hit can come from the crapper! Come to think of it, many of them already do

Currently listening :
New Joc City
By Yung Joc
Release date: By 06 June, 2006

I'm Being Challenged...

I got an excellent and fun part in the upcoming production of Peep Hole. The only problem is that the lines I've got are very difficult to memorize cuz they're written ina pseudo-language. So, I have to memorize both the translations and the regular lines which is making for slow memorization. Oh well, I'm up for the challenge cuz I want to get off-book as quickly as possible.

Rehearsal tonight was fun. The cast I am with is large but very good. Once I get the ticket information, I'll blast it all over here for y'all to read.

Alright...time to cuddle up with my girl to a nice, romantic episode of Oz...can't wait for those shower scenes!

Currently listening :
Greatest Hits (CD + DVD Combo)
By Huey Lewis & The News
Release date: By 23 May, 2006