Saturday, March 17, 2007

Girls Gone Wild Gave Me a Phone Number!

I called 1-800-FREE-411 to get the # for a Domino's Pizza near my house. It's a semi-automated system. The conversation with the computer went something like this:

COMPUTER
In order to better server you, please just answer the questions as they are asked. What city and state, please?

NELSON
Chicago, IL

COMPUTER
Chicago, Illinois. Is this correct?

NELSON
Yes

COMPUTER
Are you looking for a business, government office, or residence?

NELSON
Business.

COMPUTER
Please state the name of the business.

NELSON
Domino's Pizza.

COMPUTER
What street is it on?

NELSON
Pulaski.

COMPUTER
There are so many locations. Please hold for a customer service representative.




The lady came on and asked me all the same questions before and found the right place.




COMPUTER
This call is sponsored by... (creepy guy's voice interjects) GIRLS GONE WILD! WE'RE WILLING TO SEND YOU TWO GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEOS ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

(Back the feminine voice) The number is 773.650.3030. Press 1 to repeat the phone number. Press 3 to receive a text message of this phone number. Press 2 to connect to (creepy guy voice again) GIRLS GONE WILD!




Holy shizzle! It creeped me out and made me laugh hysterically at it.
Currently listening :
As Ugly as They Wanna Be
By Ugly Kid Joe
Release date: 15 October, 1991

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