Now, do I want to see the streets of Chicago with these messages? Eh, probably not. It's basically due to the amount of potholes we can have on any given block. I've got over some stretches of road so bad that I felt like I was in a Baja dunebuggy with no shocks ! They might as well chew up the road and lay down all new asphalt for some streets in Chicago. Then a huge portion of it could be spray painted over with a huge KFC logo! Awesome!
Tourist: "Hey man. How do I get to the Willis Tower?"
Me: "Go down Wacker Avenue until you get to KFC Avenue then take a left."
Tourist: "How do I know where that is?"
Me: "Its where all the chicks will be!"
*Ba boom boom chick!*
I hope KFC can help out the city so that we can get rid of all the stupid parking meters. It's a cluster-cluck!
By Van Halen
Release date: 2000-09-19
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