Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Wii-ality of Cheating

Girls, I argue that it's easier for y'all to have romantic indiscretions than guys. Guys are relatively easy creatures to figure out and appease. You can tell a guy you were out cutting the lawn at your sister's house at 3:30 AM, give us a hot night of passion, and most of us will believe you. However, this chick is giving y'all a bad name.

If you're going to cheat on your man, avoid using any of his electronics with the guy you're cheating with. You will get caught. We may not be able to listen to you, take the garbage out, or even please you well in bed, but we know everything about our electronic gadgets and toys. We can tell you if you failed to reboot the computer after installing software. We can sense the last time someone other than ourselves touched our iPods. Men and technology are symbiotic. I know of men who spend more time and money on their techno-toys than they do on their relationships.
Currently listening :
The Essential Neil Diamond
By Neil Diamond
Release date: 04 December, 2001

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