I got home from Static Republic rehearsal and was in a good mood. little did I know that it would get even better. The wifey was watching Jimmy Kimmel Live and he did an entire section of his monologue on the same exact Maury Povich show I wrote my blog about! He even highlighted the same points I did about the Jello and the chickens! WTF?! I've decided to take it up with the show directly:
Dear Jimmy Kimmel writers,
Please resist the urge to read my blog and incorporate it into your show. I would be more than happy to take a position writing material for Jimmy to perform for a salary no less than $115K/yr. Feel free to check out my resume online.
Incredibly arrogantly and egotistically yours,
As Hannibal says, "I love it when a plan comes together."
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Release date: 29 October, 2002